Two Drunk Bitches

Published February 3, 2013 by Carmen Lamiarum

Drunk post number one.

Sara says we need to take over the world…right after we finished these mixed drinks I just created called the “fuck it”. It’s one part spiced rum, one part, sweet and sour mix, and two parts pineapple. It’s a vibrant yellow color and pretty damn tasty, if I may say so myself.

So…what are we going to write about, Sara? (Oh, she’s writing my spouse a note at the moment, so she can’t respond. let’s give her a moment, shall we?…)

*pause*…*pause some more*…*pause even more*…

“You know, I just think…that like, you can’t really ever expect anything. And sometimes you’ll get stuff anyway. You just gotta do it. You just gotta go find what you want. You just do it. That’s really all you need to do in life….that’s profound.”

Yes. Yes it is. Anything else?

“Nope. That’s pretty much um…all ya need. And I feel like my little note to ******* needs a staple in it.”

Alrighty, then.

 

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One comment on “Two Drunk Bitches

  • Speaking of mixed drinks, I have never tried it but may be good, it is called a Caipirosky, the original is a Brazilian drink called Caipirinha, it is quite simple, take half a lime, cut the outermost parts, take the white bitter part. place it in a mug with two spoons of sugar, and mash it with a wooden thingy, taking most of the juice out. Now here’s were a Caipirinha diverges from a Caipirosky. For a caipirinha you need one portion (like a small shot) of Cachaça bRAZILIAN LIQUOR THAT MAY NOT BE EASY TO GET OUTSIDE OF bRAZIL, or replace it bi Vodka, making it a Caipirosky (get it, rosky, russian, vodka). The add ice as needed and mix with a short straw. Oh, fun thing, you can make a caipirinka with almost any fruit, but the amounts of sugar and fruit must be managed so it tastes good.

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